Is My Name Stereotypical of Jalopnik?

"Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord." (ningaboss)
05/31/2015 at 21:48 • Filed to: None

Always wondered if I got the stereotype right. Is there even a stereotype of Jalopnik?

DISCUSSION (35)

jkm7680 > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 21:50

Yes, very much so.

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > jkm7680
05/31/2015 at 21:52

My point was to have a stereotypical name. Just wondering what other stereotypes are on here.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 21:53

Yep. You pretty much nailed it. I’m not sure if you have enough characters left to add the part about a gated shifter but... It’s pretty great still.

jkm7680 > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 21:55

Manual. It must be manual.

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > jkm7680
05/31/2015 at 21:55

I’ll try to add that!

f86sabre > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 21:58

Needs Panther.

TheHondaBro > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 21:59

It also has to be a Volvo.

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > f86sabre
05/31/2015 at 21:59

I thought the Panther Platform was automatic only.

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > TheHondaBro
05/31/2015 at 21:59

Adding it!

NeedForSwede > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 22:02

Yea, but, mods and whatnot. All Jalops are required to know how to perform manual swaps on all cars.

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 22:02

My 4 giant teeth approved!

f86sabre > f86sabre
05/31/2015 at 22:05

The Panther love has quited down some, but it still runs deep around here. Not my thing.

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > NeedForSwede
05/31/2015 at 22:07

lol all mechanical knowledge I know comes from Car Mechanic Simulator.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 22:09

Well... Good enough!

Stef Schrader > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 22:10

No love for RWD? Must be RWD.

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > Stef Schrader
05/31/2015 at 22:10

YES Definitely

JustWaitingForAMate > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 22:28

Shouldn’t it have an LS swap too?

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > JustWaitingForAMate
05/31/2015 at 22:29

Not sure haven’t seen many posts about ls swaps

BrownMiataDieselWagon > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 22:29

Sorry, I was here first.

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > BrownMiataDieselWagon
05/31/2015 at 22:30

Awe man and I thought I was so original. :(

BrownMiataDieselWagon > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 22:36

Oppo Gold membership holder since 2013 :)

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > BrownMiataDieselWagon
05/31/2015 at 22:44

Gold Membership?, I call jokez

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 22:52

We aren’t associated with Jalopnik.

You should go on there to ask them

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
05/31/2015 at 22:54

Oh yeah but why is it .kinja instead of .jalopnik like it used to.

Tohru > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 23:04

instead of TDI it should be turbodiesel rotary.

i.e. Volvo Panther Miata Brown Manual RWD Turbodiesel Rotary Shooting Brake Wagon

XJDano > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 23:12

Rear facing 3rd row seat.

Long user name

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 23:47

A post on another community blog of another Gawker network site that was shared to the front page of said blog was found to have been plagiarised from Cracked. So to prevent this from reoccurring, all Gawker community blogs have Kinja domains.

Hot Takes Salesman > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
05/31/2015 at 23:49

2jalop4me

Also if you really wanna have a stereotypical Oppo name there’s gotta be a comma between parts of the name like “TheHondaBro, ___” or “James, naturally aspirated”